The interview

Where do you live ?
Earth
And where will you go?
Where ever it takes
I see, Do you have friends?
Not from this planet
And will we be friends?
Hopeful but there are conditions you know
Will you be happy ?
I could be, if someone makes me so
Will I be happy ?
Surely it must depend on you.
Are you honest ?
That's all I am
Thank you Sir, but kindly say who you are again ?
Mr. Conditions from Jupiter, but why you ask ?
Oh Sorry , you see, I was looking for Martians for this role!